swig fig

One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.

Guy: Who is that? He looks like such a swig fig.

Guy #2: He's such a swig fig.

fig newton

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

FIG

An acronym that represents "Fat Indian Guy" or "Fugly Indian Guy" commonly used in the eastern and southwestern regions of the United States.

Nicole: Oh by the way, did you see that shirt i bought?
Diana: oh yeah ...OMG! WATCH OUT! INCOMING FIG!!!!
Nicole: -turns around- OMFG!! Hes so fat!

Fig sign

A good way to start a fight in Canada. which can be the equivilant to the middle finger .

Fig sign

fig nuts

The only term I have heard but was not defined on this website.

Go suck a fatty fig nuts!

fig pucker

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

fuzzy fig

another word for a vagina, like fuzz (hair) around a fig newton

"Yeah dude she pulled down her pants and it looked like a fuzzy fig"