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A filipino twist on italian food which contains fluorescent carcinogenic red hot dogs and is 90% sugar.
person #1: Jeeeze - I gotta get to the tooth doc, my molars are aching
person #2: I tole' you not to eat a whole plate of that filipino spaghetti - its just for decoration
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When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Pilgrims.
Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"
The act of a small filipino boy filling his pants with shit after eating at Panera whilst sitting in his father's car in the middle of a Best Buy parking lot.
Aaron is the master of the Filipino Filling!
When two people lock lips and put a penis between them, and start moving their mouths up and down simultaneously.
Bro, sorry I couldn't meet up for the group project, I was too busy getting a Filipino Bicycle from these two dudes.
In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.
What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.
A non invite. A invitation to an event that was never offered as there is no intent for the inviter to actually have the potential invitee attend.
J: Hey did you invite Jim to your party?
M: No, he got the ole Filipino Invite.
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The Filipino twist originates in Lancaster, PA, where two men with feet on the floor, twist backwards into a backbridge, then the a girl jerks off both men while doing a splits. The girls legs are then in between both men’s legs. First one to nut yells, Filipino!
Yo Brandon, let’s do the Filipino twist with Caroline!
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