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Unintentional Flexing

One of the greatest honours one could receive and the highest Level of flexing when you are so fly it gives the illusion that you don't to put effort into flexing, you just flex naturally. It doesn't involve buying for the brand and the common hypebeast would be unfamiliar with this concept.

Jack: Yoooo look at Rice Gum's new oufit isn't that freshhh
Jill: Na bro it just screams supreme, how does that make it freshhh, he doesn't even look good. He's trying hard it's Inentional
Jack: Ahhh right brooo I get you!
Jill: Check out A$AP ROCKY thoughhhh freshness is in his blood. He's unintentional flexing

by FlexOffender101 July 10, 2018

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The Flex Reflex

When a man slightly flexes his arms everytime he passes attractive women, this is The Flex Reflex.

This isn't recommended, because if the girls you are trying to impress call your bluff, you will look like a total ass.

The Flex Reflex-

"Jessica called me out on my Flex Reflex today, I feel like a total ass."

by Austavious Rex April 9, 2010

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Flinch Flex

When used as a Noun, "Flinch Flex" is the action when Person A quickly flexes their Arms and Trapezius Muscles and initiates an upper body lunge toward Person B, but quickly retracts the lunge, indicating they never really intended to actually grab, grapple or assault Person B.

The intention of this action is to cause Person B to react has though they were being attacked, and to protect or guard themselves, i.e. "Flinched". By the time they've done this, it has already been made clear that it was unnecessary to do so.

This act is intended to result in the embarrassment, shame or intimidation of Person B. It can be performed 1-on-1 between 2 people, where it is primarily used to intimidate Person B or to cause them to lose their confidence. Or it can be performed in front of a casual or intentional audience, where the goal is to embarrass Person B by tricking them into manifesting their fear or Person A.

It is considered very "macho" to be "Flinch Flexed" on (to be Person B) without flinching. Greater still to endure the maneuver without blinking or even moving your head (Total Badass).

I just got Mean Mugged on my way into a Walmart by some little shit 8-year-old Arab kid! It caught me so off guard, that I Flinch Flexed him right back!

by JesusAli June 27, 2011


Flex Wheeler

One of the greatest bodybuilders of all time. In 1993, he had what many consider to be the greatest and most proportional body on the planet, and it has never been duplicated since. He wasn't a mass monster in his early years, and he happened to have the frame to look amazing while staying relatively light (for bodybuilding) at 227 lbs shredded.
He got in a car accident in 1994 and broke his neck and it almost destroyed his career. He had the best pro bodybuilding debut in the history of the sport when he turned pro in 1993. He won his first 4 contests, and placed 2nd at the Mr. Olympia. After the car accident, it took him 5 years to get back to #2 at the olympia, behind Ronnie Coleman. He did play the bodybuilder mass game and got to 250s, sacrificing some proportions for more size. In 1999, he was diagnosed with an extremely dangerous kidney disease.. He was never the same again and had to retire shortly after.

He now is a partner with EFX, a nutritional company. He is considered the greatest bodybuilder to never win a Mr. Olympia.

Ian H: Who's the greatest bodybuilder in the world?

Anthony P: Easy. Flex Wheeler

by SammyJr2 November 12, 2012


No Flex Zone

A territory where you are not allowed to boast or flaunt. Flexing is similar to someone showing off or "stuntin'"

Colin: "Hey Terrence don't you know Daquan made this place a No Flex Zone?! Take all those chains and watches off before he sees you!"

Terrence: "Oh god I hope he isn't around, let me just take them-"

Daquan: "Any last words Terrence?"

by Naj94 August 6, 2014

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fake flex

When someone tries to flex something they do not own or is untrue.

Oh look, Townsend is fake flexing his dads money again!

by understevi December 21, 2017


Flex Zoned

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"

Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!

by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014

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