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A place where rednecks rejoyce and party all year round. The schools are "smart" but they teach you nothing. The people in Umatilla are very personal but they can't keep a secret.
Please tell me you didn't tell her my secret. She's from Umatilla, Florida.
When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.
Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.
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The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly
I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.
I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me
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Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin
Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos
Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang
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The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.
Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.
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florida slang is a common term used by most floridians who use florida slang.
heres a few examples for what they mean
bih: person, place or thing
wildin/wildin out: acting crazy and being free at a party or in general
finna: going to/gonna go
slide: come over/coming over
ay, you wit that florida slang?
ya, dawg i finna slide over to yo house @ 2
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A type of man whose behaviour is idiotic but people laugh it off because they are from Florida. This name (Florida Man) is used in countless news articles. So, people made it a meme.
"Florida Man caught drinking beer while watching cornhub"
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