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April Fools

Its what today is

Friend-"Your mom is hot"

Person2-"what the fuck"

Person"April Fools!"

by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 1, 2022

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fool in love

To fall too easilly in love like a fool. The person you love will leave too soon making you feel like a madd fool.

A: damn, i could wake up with that girl
B: dude, youl fool in love wit her and shel drop you like a hot sack a crap

by TDowns August 15, 2007

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drunken fool

someone who is intoxicated to the point of no return. consistantly making an ass of out him/herself. random hook-ups and drunk dailing/texting often occur.

girls named but not limited to, Candace and Ashley. "candace, you are a drunken fool."

Having sex with your brothers friends.


Having sex in a bands van when boyfriend is watching.

by Rensayys September 30, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Facebooking Fool

A person who spends most or all of their time devoted to the social networking site known as Facebook. This person is a fool, because they could be utilizing this time to do something much more productive such as raising children properly or getting off welfare.

Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.

by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 4, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nobody's fool

Basically "Not a fool"

I'm not nobody's fool (I'm not nobody's fool)
If you're trying to turn me into something else
I've seen enough and I'm over that
I'm not nobody's fool

by meandmysel March 8, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fools Day

The first day of the month, where pranks and practical jokes are played. Similar to April Fools, except that it comes once a month instead of once a year.

James: WTF!?! You told the boss I was playing hookie all day?
Todd: September Fools Day!

by seththegreat September 1, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

by Famties July 3, 2006