pony cake

A pony cake is a word or phrase which in the context may be conceived by the receiver as having a double meaning with sinister or obscene content or connotations, but really wasn't meant to by the person speaking the word. This is regardless of whether the word or phrase actually may have such a double meaning.

(E1) I thought he was trying to be nasty, but that was a pony cake.

(E2) When he asked for the rusty trombone, my mind was pony caking around to figure it out. It turned out he just meant the actual brass instrument.

Lil Pony

A man who acts straight but is clearly homosexual and commits acts of infidelity.

I know Tony is married but Ive been seeing him all up Ronnies ass. He is acting like such a Lil Pony.

Orange Pony

Slang for DayQuil; severe cold & flu relief.

I was riding the orange pony all the way through last flu season.

Porch Pony

Incoherent complaining about irrelevant subject matter, which is placed in public domain and later regretted (or apologized for) by the author.

This conversation needs more porch pony.

pony swagger

When a pony tail on a girls head swings back and forth. Found especially when at the gym.

That girl on the elliptical has mad pony swagger.

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Pony Soldier

Someone who offends you, but you're not sure why.

You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.

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Pony legs

A condition usually inflicted after one's leg has gone numb from a long sit down with the porcelain throne. This renders the person into a state of awkward stumbling, similar to that of a baby horse.

John: Oh jeese look, Brian has pony legs again.

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