Random
Source Code
Random
My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)
My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.
Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”
Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested
Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”
An amazing person that I may or may not have a crush on.
Me: Hey do you know my friend Rachael?
Other person: Who?
Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.
My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.
They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends
Boy; they must sound amazing
My best friends are the best
The best person ever who makes me laugh and smile and is so smart and beautiful
Issy, your MY BEST FRIEND