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used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life
You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.
Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.
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something that defines humanity
I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.
A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.
"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"
When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.
To be in a situation that is fortunate or favorable.
I had the fortunability to see my team win the Super Bowl.
When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.