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Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.
Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.
Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)
Colton: I know, awesome right?
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A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.
So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.
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A Golden Enema with a twist. Fucking her doggie, you piss up her ass without telling her. As soon as she figures out what is going on, you pull out and kick her as hard as you can in the ass, forcing her to fall on her face and spray the contents of her ass into the air.
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Intercourse in a standing doggystyle position while the female is projectile vomiting, usually while both individuals are in an extremely drunken state of mind; or atleast the female is.
Yo broski, you're girl is puking everywhere. You should try for a xander fountain before she passes out.
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When 2 guys who are crossing swords ejaculate at the same time.
When we cross swords you should pace yourself so we can do a greek fountain.
two vomiting kids left and right
"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."
The forceful expulsion of fluids and/or solids from either mouth or ass.
My stomach was so bad, I was crapping like an Italian Fountain!