Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?
usually a ginger, or a fire crotch, if you dont like them..its the perfect thing to say on the weekends..or any day for that matter.
generally really ugly, freckly and red.
-"yo did you see Cayla today?"
-"nah son shes fuckin freckle puss"
-"yeah dudee"
A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.
Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.
When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning
Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !
When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.
Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.
When two redheads go at it sexually.
Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.
When you eat the booty and the fudge nuggets dot your cheeks.
"Dude my girl totally gave me a Freckled Pennsylvanian"