Fried or Fertilized

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

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Freedom fries

the word every true patriot calls those tasty snacks we all love. Go America I love freedom, my truck, toby keith and making fun of minorities hoo yeah! F those homos in other parts of the world that don't love america like I do whoo Hoo! let's go play some football. Not that faggot european crap but the good ol' american game i love it!

lets go to IHOP and Gets some freedom fries and freedom toast.

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freedom fries

Another reason for america to be ignorant, see commie sauce

I like to shove freedom fries up my nose

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Fried gold

Again,invented by Nick Frost and popularized by the movie Shaun of the Dead. However, I believe the intended meaning stems not from something being hot enough to fry gold, but rather a combination of the appreciations for things made of gold, and fried foods; as if the only way gold could be any more valuable is if it were battered and deep fried. (Mmmmmmm, fried gold..) This also seems very befitting of Nick Frost's character.

Q: "What'd you think of that movie last night?"
A: "Absolute fried gold, loved it."

"Look at that hot rod, what a piece of fried gold."

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Fried Egg

a. Delicious breakfast

b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"

Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.

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get fried

to get high lol

‘yeah we’re probably going to get fried at this thing’

Crispy fries

Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)

You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them