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A friendship that is formed when two people are put in a situation outside of their control. Most applicable when the two individuals have little in common and otherwise would not form a relationship.
Jim: "So how did you and Bob meet? The two of you don't seem like you have much in common."
Frank: "I was on a skiing trip and Bob and I ended up on the same gondola...I guess you could call it a proximity friendship."
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The invisible barrier that prevents one friend from asking out another friend though they may have feelings for one another.
Erick: Did you hear that Andrew is going to ask Jamie out!
Daniel: It won't happen.
Erick: Why is that?
Daniel: Andrew is going to run into the friendship barrier.
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FRIENDSHIP FERN.
a fern you give to a person you consider a friend.
if by chance they decide to...diss, punch, hit, kick, rape, harass, molest, fuck, drown, burn, cheat on, fall in love, ruin photos, become a slut, kill animals, KILL IT, or become sexually active...you have every right to TAKE BACK YOUR FERN.
Oh hey bob, were friends right?
No.
FRIENSHIP = OFF. i want my friendship fern back!
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bracelets made out of embroidery thread with a few simple kinds of knots. the knots are believed to represent bonds of friendship (hence the name of the bracelets). they are usually presented as a sign of... (hold your breath!) FRIENDSHIP!!!!
when i gave kate a friendship bracelet, she smiled and said, "i am lidia's friend!"
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The feeling that a place is too quiet and boring after guests leave a party.
After Sarah and the others left Jimmy's party, he had a major friendship hangover.
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A manhood so large that when it is viewed by other men it causes them to experience feelings of inadequecy, jealousy, fear, loathing, and even hatred which can consequently end a friendship.
"Why do you shower with your shorts on?"
"I have a friendship-ender"
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The awkward stage where you're committed, but you don't want a normal relationship label...well now you have one.
A romantic relationship that has gone beyond the first stage of casual dating, and you're no longer dating other people, but not yet ready to become an official couple (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend status).
L. and M. are now in a committed friendship. You know they are a couple, but don't want to admit it.
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