Trap Slang:
Someone who pulled up to da spot wit the intention of trying to Ear Hustle information & use it to their benefit later.
โWho gone say what? Who gone do what? Fuck is you Ear Hustlin? ??
Pulled up and air da function. He disappeared somewhereโ
When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.
James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?
Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!
James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!
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High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a fucking moron. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no understanding of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with expressions of disbelief or confusion.
That donkey is such a high functioning fucktard.
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Guy 1: Hey, what kind of computer did you get?
Guy 2: I got an apple! They look so damn sexy and they come with exclusive applications, like Safari!
Guy 1: You're a dumbass dude
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: All Apple does is make nice looking products, they have terrible performance issues. They're all about aesthetics, not performance. If that isn't a classic case of form over function, I don't know what is.
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Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people โfunctionalโ or โhigh-functioning" alcoholics."
Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.
Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.
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Ok so, I have an Apple TV. And I've been watching Harvey Birdman, and every morning I wake up and I sit on my recliner just to watch the program that Brett Buck calls "Must-see TV". It's all fun, good- and... fun until I try to get up or my cat bites my penis and I get scared, start flailing around. Then the TV remote falls into the cushions, and I have to get up and spend the next 10 minutes looking for this tiny piece of garbage. This is the definition of "form over function": a touchpad that's too sensitive dd-d--s-s-d-- it's so fucking thin it phases through matter. I hate this object, this is the bane of my incredibly uninteresting life.
Person 1: Hey what cool new thing did you buy?
Person 2: An Apple TV
1: That thing is the literal definition of form over function...
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You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.
functional neurological disorder sucks
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