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Lieutenant General Shepherd was an officer in the United States Army in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that commanded Task Force 141 and the U.S. Army. He is voiced by Lance Henriksen.
"The more things change the more they stay the same. Boundaries shift, new players step in, but power always finds a place to rest its head. We fought and bled along side the Russians, we shoulda' known they’d hate us for it. History is written by the victor, and here I am thinking we won. But you bring down one enemy and they find someone even worse to replace him. Locations change, the rationale, the objective. Yesterdays enemies are today’s recruits, train them to fight along side you and pray they don’t eventually decide to hate you for it too."
— Shepherd
"We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight. Because what happens over here matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work."
— Shepherd discussing the military might of the United States, during the briefing of Team Player
"We're gonna re-write history, gentlemen."
— General Shepherd
"Since when does Shepherd care about danger close?"
— Cpl. Dunn in Team Player and Captain Price in Endgame
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Generation Jones is a term that describes people born between the mid-1950s and mid-1960s. Generation Jones has been referred to as a heretofore lost generation between the Baby boomers and Generation X
I was born in the Generation Jones era.
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A generation jar is when you save up your nut in either a mason jar or a gallon bottle. Like in the name every time you make a deposit your storing the next generation.
Hey pal I've been working on my generation jar. I've been storing it under my bed
A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.
I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.
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A fuck fest for potatoes, cabbage patch kids and vegetables alike... Only the lowest of lows can join Maths A/Maths General. This fuck fest can be witnessed in Australia only.
Look at that sped, bet he does Maths A/General. Such a retard!
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people brought up my doing their homework using google.
damn, all these kids in the google generation get As
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A gay cocksucker who gives straight men a financial donation for allowing the faggot to suck him off. The straight man never does anything back as far as reciprocation and either watches pussy videos or thinks of pussy while it takes place. The faggot loves having the privledge of sucking off the straight king and being able to eat the baby batter that he normally would never have the opportunity. In essance, the faggot pays for that precious straight mans baby batter. The amount of the financial donation depends on the size of the straight mans dick and how hot the straight man is but usually at least $100 for 30-60 minutes.
While in college, Greg had his own personal and generous cocksucker a/k/a "Cocksucking ATM" to earn some extra money. Greg had a big 9" dong and knew faggots would do anything to suck it. Why work at McDonald's for minimum wage when you can earn big bucks to kick back for an hour and let an expert eager cocksucker pay you to massage your fatty and extract a big load while you think and watch pussy videos. Greg thought "why waste it jerking off when I can have a faggot pay me top dollar to suck me off while I smell my girl friends panties!"
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