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guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020


Style Guide

Trying to hide themselves from either their past, or from what a certain someone/group of people know them as.

Friend 1: Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! What happened to you? You look and act different.

“I went through a Style Guide to hide myself from you.”

by Thy.pern July 9, 2021


norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 15, 2017


Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019


guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 22, 2017


Children buying guide

Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!

1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.

2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.

3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.

4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.

5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.

Use your children buying guide to find a suitable wifed

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023


Path-guide

1. (noun) A person who creates a path for a specific person like a teammate to follow upon.
2. (noun) An individual who teaches others tips and tricks on how to play a game, typically an experienced player.
Synonym: Carrier, Leader, Instructor, Teacher, Influencer, Professional, Parent

P1: Hey I am new to this game can you teach me how to play?
P2: Sure thing! I'll be your path-guide. Just follow me and we can get an easy win.
P1: Thanks a lot! May you add me?
P2: Yeah.

by SniperViperX207 May 16, 2018