Parm Gar

Short for parmesan garlic, a popular chicken wing sauce. Best when gotten from Buffalo Wild Wings.

Waiter: "May I take your order?"
Me: "I'd like 12 wings with parm gar on the side"

gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.

When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!

Ben Gar

Ben gar is a term For a man who sleeps around with prostitutes and sends nude pictures to people

Yo you see that donny over there that geezers a ben gar he tried to bed my girlfriend and a prostitute at the same time cuz

cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation

Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA