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A set of unusually large low hanging testicles that touch the water when seated on a toilet. dragon nuts
My gator balls were hanging in the toilet water, so I lifted them out whilst I took a dump.
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a fat womans pussy that is so large it swallows everything up to the neck. it may have teeth if they brush responsibly!
she was so fat her gator puss swallowed my arm
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An affectionate way to refer to a friend. Commonly used in the the "thug" groups. The equivalent of "my nigga".
What's cracking my face gator?
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A whiny self-promoting over compensator "educated" at the University of Florida. Gators can be identified by their excrutiaing high-pitched whine, and the used-car-salesman like fervor with which they pimp their inferior institution.
"Dude, look at those Gators; you can tell they haven't had pussy since pussy had them."
"Christ, you can hear those gator fags whine from a full mile away. They haven't stopped since that inbred Spurrier broke up with them for the NFL."
"Male gator fans as a group have less cumulative dick length than a herd of 100 water-rats, but are substantailly more irritating."
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A gator slide is to reverse mount a toilet with your head facing the systen, then proceeding to take a mud that slides down the front of the bowl giving the illusion of an alligator mud slide, which cannot be flushed away, i.e. normally goes hard, quite impressive
Who the fuk gator slided this motha fuka, that shit stinks
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The football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). They have won 3 national titles, 8 SEC titles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. The Gators are the most hated team by most of its competitors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.
Hector- I hate the Florida Gators.
Dave- Why?
Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.
Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!
Hector- Oh yeah.
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