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The realization that there is no tissue or paper towels to clean the mess after masturbation.
“Man, I got home and beat my dick immediately. Wish I would’ve made sure I had tissue paper for after though.”
“Looks like you made the Gentleman’s Error.”
A sarcastic term to describe a score of 10 or worse on any particular golf hole. In non competitive games "A Gentleman's 10" will often be the lowest score tallied for a player even if they scored a 11, 12, 13 etc. The other players are considered "gentlemen" for not making the suffering player record his terrible score.
Bill: What did you get on the last hole?
John: It was terrible I scored a 12.
Bill: Go ahead and record it as a Gentleman's 10 and we'll call it even
Counter to the "ladies man," a gentleman's girl is loved by men, but not for being a slut. She's nice but has a kick that gets their attention. Men love to be around her and her charming personality.
"Your son Micheal is SUCH a ladies man!"
"Oh, Nancy, you shouldn't, as is your Veronica a gentleman's girl!"
When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.
My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!
Gentleman Gogo makes Lady Gaga go Gugu. They are the perfect couple.
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In World War 2, Gentleman Ost was a Sturmscharführer (Regimental sergeant major). He quickly climbed the ranks of the SS, eventually becoming a Obergruppenführer (general) by 1945. He fought bravely and won many offensives on the western front, though the rest of the front was in retreat. Gentleman Ost tried to re-organize the front himself but before he could, Germany Surrendered. Gentleman Ost killed himself before he could be captured.
"Gentleman Ost was a great General, one of the many great minds of the Second World War."
A load of jism artfully applied to any part of a woman.
She sampled my gentleman's sauce and came back for seconds.
I basted her breasts with gentleman's sauce.