When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.
Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.
Gilbert Stuart is a dirty ass old school,the principal with her ugly ass dresses and nasty ass rain boots,tall white ugly nigga with his loud ass always yelling at somebody to do sum, always making the same lunch which is that nasty ass pizza thatβs not even cook correctly and the teachers are annoying asf π.
Matthew~ You go to Gilbert Stuart middle school ?
Me~ yea bro
Matthew~ Damn nigga do better.
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Gilbert Paterson Middle School is located in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. And is full of rich annoying Mormons who get offended by the slightest things, and poor kids who smoke marijuana. It is also full of attention whores who cut/threaten to kill themselves on a daily basis.
Person #1: Hey you must go to Gilbert Paterson Middle School
Person#2: yeah I do how did you know?
Person #1: you're Mormon.
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An amazing Frenchbread and aristocat who fought in the American Revolutionary war. He is by far the best frenchbread of history. Don't discriminate the french breads!
Camilla: who's Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert de Motier de Lafayette?
Me: The most amazing aristocat and frenchbread!
Camila:....
I'd like one Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert Du Motier, Marquis De Lafayette, Please
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A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she wonβt call me back.
Is the absolute definition of a dickhead.
Ash Gilbert is such a dickhead and little cretin