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A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos
“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”
When she succ the coke off ur dick b
“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”
To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm
"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."
Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.
"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"
"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.
Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!
react in a scared or surprised way
"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"
"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."