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keef goblin

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The person who never has money to smoke weed but need to get high somehow. So when your grinder is left unattended, the person will free-base all the keef left in the catcher in attempts to get high. keef goblins think that they are not doing much damage but that keef culd have been sprinkled on a blunt. fucking assholes.

wur the fuck did my keef go! i had a shitload, fucking keef goblins!

by mc rb April 29, 2007

39πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Goblin crawler

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.

The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.

by Emelk March 8, 2022


Throat goblin

A female that practices the act of oral sex frequently

Yo Nicole gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last, I swear she’s a throat goblin

by Fat cheese puff February 15, 2020


Goblin Tinkerer

The little shit in Terraria who takes your weapons and makes them worse. Reforging weapons over and over is a great way to lose money.

I hate the Goblin Tinkerer.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020


Vegetable Goblin

A vegan or vegetarian

That damn vegetable goblin is threatening our republican values by not eating animals!

by wowsuchacuteboyXXX December 13, 2016


sack goblin

A person who loves to gobble on ball sacks.

Karl's a sack goblin. He still swings from Skool Boy's sack.

by Proffessor Wizzy June 18, 2008


rim goblin

A male who enjoys giving and receiving rimjobs more than what would be considered socially accepted.

-Did you hear that rim goblin Drew got to Mikayla's butthole?

-Yeah then I heard that his girlfriend Lindsay broke up with him.

-That's Gnarly, I can't believe she didn't break up with after he got his butthole fingered while getting dome from Kim.

by D-Train Holla January 11, 2008

126πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž