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When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.
Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.
A term used by students in Ireland. Refers to a week where one manages to make it to every lecture, on time - no skiving off.
Last week was the first time in three years that I didn't miss a thing in college! The elusive golden week is finally mine!
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The golden boy is the privileged, favorite child in a family. The golden boy is the child who gets special treatment, nice meals, fun activities, doesn't get in trouble even for something a standard bronze child would. They are also given money, cars, and are taken to expensive meals like sushi, steakhouses etc.
There's Jim, the golden boy, he just went to Houston's and to get Jean's
There's Zev, he just got Kazu on his best day yesterday, huge portions
There's Kanye, he got the pool cleaning account
There's Kevin, he gets his gas played for
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High praise given to someone whom excels in fellatio
"Dude you gotta get with Kendall man, she gives the best head. It's like she had a Golden Throat."
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The period of time after your coffee is not too hot to burn your tongue but before it is too cold to be enjoyable.
IE: Coffee too Hot --- Golden Window -- Coffee too Cold
I hit the Golden Window during the Monday meeting, so it wasn't so bad.
You should hurry up and drink that down before you're out of the Golden Window.
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1.the most kick ass marching band in the entire world.
2. the only marching band capable of having magic!
1."Man, did you hear about the Golden Regiment?" "Dude, I worship them!"
2. "Quick kids, here comes the Golden Regiment. Let's hope we can get some of that GR magic!"
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The act of lubing up an apple with one's piss, then inserting it into your significant other's rectum.
Prom got really weird after Ms. Hackenberg pulled me aside and asked me for a golden apple.
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