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Something an asshole calls a smart person when the asshole knows they're wrong.
Asshole: "Ha ha ha, dat movie are so much funnies!"
Smart person: "Actually, it's 'is so funny', not 'are so much funnies'.
Asshole: "DO YOU JUST CORRECK ME? GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!"
Smart person: "It's 'correct', and I'm not a Nazi, you idiot!"
Asshole: "YOU'RE A NAZI BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Smart person: "Asshole."
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Someone who is overly obsessed with correcting everyone's grammar. Usually to the point of obnoxious, pretentious bitchiness.
"I get sick and tired of the Walmart chick saying "May I help whose next?" every time I go to Walmart.", said the grammar bitch. And at the same time she screams at you for saying you feel good instead of well.
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1. One who is an english fiend; a language whore; a lover of intellectual intercourse.
2. Someone who knows little things like the differences between your and you're.
3. Preferably a female who knows how to construct not only proper sentences, but has a bit of wit and quirkiness within their writings; may be used to describe males who have the same ability.
1-I am a grammar queen.
2-She makes such a big deal between to, too, and two...what a grammar queen.
3-He gave me an F! Ugh! That--that--GRAMMAR QUEEN!
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an elitist who gets off on correcting others' grammar and spelling because it makes him feel superior.
grammar nazis often misidentify grammar as the primary determinant of one's intelligence and the most important element of expression.
this belief stems from the grammar nazi's insecurity, which leads him to learn the simplest thing in the whole fucking world to learn and impose it on others, earning self-gratification in the process. realizing how easy but effective it is, the nazi continues this ego masturbation until he can no longer separate the truth from the lie: grammar's not that important, no one gives a shit, and no one likes you.
grammar nazis don't realize that in actuality, grammar is too ambiguous to have a rigid standard, and that though basic grammar is necessary, most grammar rules are not, and can restrict good expression.
Shakespeare: What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty!
grammar nazi: Speak in complete sentences.
Shakespeare: the ability to communicate both colorfully and effectively is way more admirable then perfect grammar so stop sucking Webster's dick, you grammar nazi.
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A school full of snobby rich kids who think they're better than the rest of the world
He's from geelong grammar, he must be loaded
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Shitty grammar that you find on almost all the definitions on Urbandictionary.com
Regular Grammar: "How are you doing today."
Urban Grammar: "HOW IZ YOU DEWING 2DEY!"