Atheism is growing

See also: Truth

Whether you like it or not, this is actually happening in my country (America), and also most of the other Western countries, contrary to what some butthurt conservative added in as the above definition. Let's face it- whether they want to admit it or not, EVERYONE on the Religious Reich knows that this is happening, and yet many of them are pretending that it is not, and instead repeatedly, desperately insisting that atheism is "declining". BULLSHIT. Statistics have shown that we actually ARE growing. And also, if we were declining, then all of the conservatives wouldn't be all freaked out about us. I find it quite funny whenever I see them trying to flog a horse that they keep insisting is dead and decaying. :)

Some Fundie: Atheism is declining! Woo-hoo! We're finally overcoming the oppression! Which means that we must put an end to this growing threat, before it turns America into a communistic despotism!
Person who uses common sense: You're full of shit! Atheism is growing.
Some Fundie: *triggered* LIAAAAAAAAAAR! STAHP PEWSECUTING MEEEEE!!!!
Person who uses common sense: Just look at the statistics if you don't be-
Some Fundie: "LA, LA, LA LA LA! I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG!"
Person who uses common sense: *FACEPALM*

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Grow a Hoe

A normal growing capsule that would usually contain an animal instead containing a hoe.

“jeremy did you buy that new set of grow a hoes?”

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grow a set

At term used derogatively to another person. Usually means that this person has no testicles/courage.

Man that girl is hot.
Ask her out.
She is so out of my league.
Dude you need to grow a set.

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grow tits

a way to tell some one they are useless and should fuck off.

hey billy, grow tits and fuck right off.

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Growing Wood

The process of getting a hard-on.

I admit I only had a twig in my pants...but once I saw her 44 double D's, I started growing wood!

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Growing a metal

Getting a boner

Hey i just saw a girl and I’m growing a metal

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Grow Bunny

A girl that tries to get with medical marijuana growers in northern California. They come in all shapes and sizes but they are usually hot, 420 friendly, thrill seekers, and into dudes who have money. Or sometimes they just want to be hippie mamas and settle down in the mountains and have tangled hair babies and cook tasty food.

Hey did you see Ted talking to that grow bunny at the Red Fox last night? You should have seen her eyes widen when he told her how many acres he's on!

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