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When you only wear a mask because you feel guilty or like a bad person for not wearing one
I put on my mask for everyone else because of my mask guilt
My gal came back from the club and I was like, "Mate your gonna have major water guilt tomorrow..."
When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.
"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"
when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources
"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"
- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01
Clothing that is given as a gift to you as a gift from family. It usually consists of some type of fruity colored sweater, a hand knit accessory, or other item you would never wear. But because you love the person who gives it to you, and you don't want to make them feel bad, you wear it out of guilt.
Kid: Thanks for this bright orange sweater grandma.
Grandma: your welcome sonny, I knit it all myself. How 'bout you try it on for me.
Kid: Sure grandma thanks a bunch.
(later...)
Kids friend: What's up with the gay sweater? it looks like a stylish piece of guilt couture.
The little drop of sweat that dramatically and comically shoots off the side of your face when you’re doing something that maybe you’re not supposed to be doing.
Emily: I just ate an entire container of rocky road straight out of the tub!
Alan: Ah, that explains the guilt sweat!
The overwhelming aversion to throwing away cans or plastic when there is not a recycling bin nearby.
I finished the bottled water I had but, my green guilt had me carrying it around all day.