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My name is Philip I am a poet, I wrote this poem just to show it and I just turned nine You can write rhymes but you can't write mine
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( Philip Hamilton is bebe)
One of the largest and nicest suburbs in Jersey. Commonly said to be part of South Jerey but this isnt true, we are central, yes there is such a thing, and we are not Trenton, so don't confuse it. Home of the guy who sits on the corner of Mercer St. and Nottingham Way and drinks beer all day long.
Hamilton is where cool people live.
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To eat a girl out while she is taking a shit. Opposite of a blumpkin.
I just gave her a Davy Hamilton.
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Small, bisexual, angry issue on the table who probably hasn’t slept in a week.
The issue on the table, Alexander Hamilton. He’s on the table and he won’t get down.
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Silky smooth brother who reigns from Philly, got his nickname from his old man. Played his college-ball at UCONN well remeberd for his game winner against the UW huskies. Voted most outstanding player when Uconn won it all in 99. He is the best mid-range jump shooter in the game today. NBA champion, all-star, and is the masked man who can go for 40 at any time.
"Man rip hamilton is fast we cant keep up." Pat Riley..
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The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.
Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?
Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!
Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!
**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**
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The rule of hamilton is when someone is saying that he or his team are struggling, but they arent.
" At the moment I don't think we will be competing for wins" - Thats what he said, its the rule of hamilton dude!