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A male penis that can only be aroused in certain situations.
Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.
Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.
Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"
Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"
Admin bans the noob.
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The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.
"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert
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The act of punching someone in the mouth or something to yell when punching someone in the mouth.
Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft
Khai was running around the hallways yelling "Seal of Command FADES, CAST Seal of Command, CAST Holy Shock" He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!"
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Doing something unnecessary or without a good reason
Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
Stuffing one's testicles into the anus of the female one is having sex with. The end result is that one's penis is in her vagina while their beanbag is in her ass.
Shannon's ass was yawning so wide that Scott was able to pull off the Honeybag Hammer move.
One of the key characters of the new (and might I add fucking awesome) musical, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Captain Hammer (played by Nathan Fillion) is an incredibly strong and incredibly conceited superhero of the musical. He is also very well-liked by the public in the musical. (Unfortunately for him, 99.9% of watchers are rooting for the villian, Dr. Horrible.) Out of all the songs in the musical, Captain Hammer sings in "A Man's Gotta Do", "So they Say", and "Everyone's a Hero", but also appears in "My Eyes", "Brand New Day", and "Slipping". Captain Hammer eventually meets his defeat by Dr. Horrible when he feels pain and has to stop superhero-ing to go into therapy.
Captain Hammer:
"She's with the Hammer, and these *holds up fists* aren't the hammers."
*Walks away, then comes back.*
"The Hammer is my penis."
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