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One of America's finest musicians and the greatest musician of country music. A fan of blues, gospel, folk, and bluegrass, he took wandering grassroots genres of music and made them into important musical achievements of our time. With hits like "Hey Good Lookin'" "Jambalaya" and "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" to name a few, he paved the country music landscape with his lyrical talent and fondness for American born music. A rockstar before there were rockstars, he abused alcohol and died at the young age of thirty.
"Here that lonesome whipporwill,
he sounds too blue to fly,
The midnight train is whinin' low,
I'm so lonesome I could cry"
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A true musical talent who does traditional country and heavy metal sometimes in the same concert. Also the bass player for Superjoint Ritual. Hank III is the grandson of Hank Williams and the son of Hank Williams Jr.
"Alright my name's Hank Willaims the Third and this is the damn band, and we don't really appriciate the radio stations not playin' guys like Wayne Hancock or Dale Watson or Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys or Johnny Dilks or on and on and on, the guys who are really trying to preserve country music of today. They just don't know what the fuck is goin' on and one day they will come around I'll tell ya."
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just means the very worst/the absolute pits of something. id rather fuck a stinking goat and shit on my own face than work for harte hanks
"oh man, thats so harte-hanks"
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when a guy and a girl plan to only hang out, but end up making out
guy1: dude did u ever get to hang out with that hottie?
guy 2: you mean hank out?
guy1: sweet
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A character from a popular T.V. show called "King of the Hill". He's a Texan who works at a propane co. called Strickland Propane as a assistant manager selling Propane and propane accessories.
Has a wife name Peggy and they have son named Bobby. His only child due to his "Narrow Urethra"
He drives a red pick up truck.
Has a neice, Luanne .
Use to Play High School football.
Is really born in New York. Which he used to be ashamed of.
Hank Hill Quotes
Hank: We sell propane and propane accessories.
Hank:Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you
Hank: Dang it Dale. I'm going to kick your ass.
Hank: BAWHH!!
Hank: I'll tell ya what...
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A musical instrument invented by Dennis Havlena in June, 2007. Made by cutting "slits" in the bottom of a propane tank, the slits produce mystical tones when played with hands or soft mallets, similar to a Hang.
Man, that hank drum sounds good!
A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.
Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.
*Jim leaves the room*
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