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R(1970)When two detectives, "Coffin Ed Johnson" and "Gravedigger Jones" investigave a robbery and a $87,000.00 bail of cotton dropped off in Harlem.
Cotton Comes to Harlem Rules
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The act of finding the fattest chick in sight, go upside down doggy-style till you vinegar stroke, crap in her rolls, then massage your balls into her butt dimples while urinating in her face, on top of a homeless guy. While he's passed out.
Don't forget to crap in her tolls, and the vinegar stroke!
(vinegar stroke is when your about to "go", and it looks like someone poured vinegar in your eye)
It is the. Harlem Hippo Hump
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Actually a mutation of the hood ass town i live in in Florida which is called Palm Harbor. Ha! We call it this cause there are some rich mother@#!$ers down here and it is anything but hood, but now that this boy's got a tek-9 shit is about to change!
Get on your @#!$ing knees ur honkey ass is gettin robbed bitch, Palm Harlem represent!
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The act of tearing off your partner's head and spinning it around on your dick in the oral sex position
she was going to go down on him but he ripped her head off and went for the harlem globetrotter
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A pale lanky skinny white kid.
Jared.
ME: "Hey Spanish Harlem, you are teh gay."
JARED: " Moon crater. "
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when a woman pegs a man and punches a hole through a dry wall, on the other side all of his best friends are naked playing basketball and they watch the man getting pegged though the dry wall.
How was your weekend ?" it was good, I had all the boys round and we did the Harlem city shuffle with my wife."
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Full of a bunch of Lil ass kids who can’t fight. A bunch of lil ass kids who think they know what they talking about and can say the n word freely.
“Let’s fight”- girl 1
“Fine let’s go bitch”-girl 2
“Acutally never mind”-girl 1
“Why not”-girl 2
“Because your bitch ass can’t fight since you go to Harlem middle school tf”
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