Hometown Haunt

A hometown haunt is a place in a person’s hometown that holds a special heart in their heart and has a lot of sentimental value.

When I went back to the place where I lived, I began to feel a bit of the hometown haunt coming at me.

The Haunting

Séries fodas que merecm todos o reconhecimento do mundo e te deixam com depressão.

Esperando até hoje a Netflix pagar minha terapia

"Você já viu algum The Haunting?"
"GATILHO GATILHO EXCLOI EXCLOI DELETI DELETI PLIS"

haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

let it haunt

dh slang basically meaning i just killed you and you are now never going to kill me back and i want you to think about it forever

dh p1: *gets downed*

dh p2: “ez last stomp last word for ___ let it haunt” *leaves game*

Nub Haunt

A home or hangout for a noob (someone who sucks at a video game). These places include School, The Doctors, or someone who plays on a PS1 and gets a boner

HA! See Jerry over there, he's in that "NUB HAUNT".

I Play Rayman! For the PS1!

the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"

friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.