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Haunted

When someone ghosted you but still sometimes likes your social media posts.

A: Chad totally ghosted me last year but he’s still watching my instastories. Creepy
B: Haunted

by JessH95 April 25, 2018


The Haunting

ries fodas que merecm todos o reconhecimento do mundo e te deixam com depressão.

Esperando até hoje a Netflix pagar minha terapia

"Você já viu algum The Haunting?"
"GATILHO GATILHO EXCLOI EXCLOI DELETI DELETI PLIS"

by LysBadpedrettu November 6, 2020


Haunt

A sexy person

That guy is a haunt

by Haunt October 20, 2021


Haunted fishtank

Mid 20th-century British slang for a television set. (from an era when they resembled huge wooden boxes with a big glass front)

What's on the haunted fishtank tonight?

by July 27, 2022


north texas haunt jaunt

Legit ladies hunting ghosts.

North Texas Haunt Jaunts. We hunt ghosts, not ratings.

by NTxHJ December 21, 2016


Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."

by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 7, 2021


the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory

the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory are haunted houses in akron, ohio.

Jeff: Hey have you went to the haunted schoolhouse and laboratory
cool kid: heck yeah

by DinoBEE October 21, 2022