Haunted

When someone ghosted you but still sometimes likes your social media posts.

A: Chad totally ghosted me last year but he’s still watching my instastories. Creepy
B: Haunted

Hometown Haunt

A hometown haunt is a place in a person’s hometown that holds a special heart in their heart and has a lot of sentimental value.

When I went back to the place where I lived, I began to feel a bit of the hometown haunt coming at me.

The Haunting

Séries fodas que merecm todos o reconhecimento do mundo e te deixam com depressão.

Esperando até hoje a Netflix pagar minha terapia

"Você já viu algum The Haunting?"
"GATILHO GATILHO EXCLOI EXCLOI DELETI DELETI PLIS"

haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

let it haunt

dh slang basically meaning i just killed you and you are now never going to kill me back and i want you to think about it forever

dh p1: *gets downed*

dh p2: “ez last stomp last word for ___ let it haunt” *leaves game*

Japanese Haunted Woods

Bad content.

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods

Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."