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East Haven

east haven is a little town that is a suburb of new haven. East Haven may seem like a heavy populated italian town, but a lot of the people from East Haven are wannabe Guidos with there blowouts and Armani Exchange shirts when they are really like polish. This high school's football team is pathetic even though there players think they are hot shit when they are little, not athletic guinneys who use football for another reason to tell girls on myspace how cool they are. Speaking of myspace, myspace is the center of some easties. Whether its the flashing Famous stars and straps backrounds or the Dior backround they love how they look on myspace. Easties take an average of 3.8 myspace profiles pictures a day with quotes saying something about how cool they are. The easties try to act ghetto with the whole "don't hate on me", when they dont understand that no one cares about them or there life. East Haven nights usually consists of "the crew hitting up the bowling alley" or "the gang chillen at the movies". Along with hitting up the movies the crew might drink some bud lights or smoke a doobie and think they are badasses. well thats a wrap on the pathetic east haven life

East Haven teenager: Hey baby, you wanna chill?

Girl: Uhmm i will chill with you once you take some of that makeup off and some of that gell out of your hair because im afraid to get stabbed with your blowout.

Eastie: Fine bitch i'll just some some more weed wit my crew you.

by doubleB2daE May 9, 2008

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new haven

the moat of hoboes, black people, and crazies that surrounds yale university. after about 11:00 pm it it extremely dangerous to go out alone, due to the frequent stabbings, shootings, rapes, and assaults that occur there.

i go to yale, but got stabbed when i ignored a hobo's cry for spare change in new haven.

by thetruther March 30, 2009

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Douche Haven

A place where douches live.

Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven

by Douchehaven November 18, 2016

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Linnea Havener

A 16-year old girl residing on Planet Earth with a wonderful smile and gentle sense of humor. She loves kittens, singing, and running. Running, in fact, is her favorite thing to do.

1. "Linnea Havener is a good singer. Her voice is like angels chorusing joyfully."
2. "Cats really seem to like Linnea Havener, whenever they see her they go 'MEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW'"
3. Linnea Havener is a good remedy for any cold, injury or mild discomfort. Remember not to abuse her, as she can be fragile.

by mthoming5106 October 19, 2011

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Grand Haven

a place where most white kids will act black, a term known as wigger.

look at that wigger, he must be from grand haven.

by MikeD123 March 25, 2007

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Shaven-Haven

A fully shaved pubescent region, such as a vagina, or penis/scrotum. The term can also describe the head. The term is used in a derogatory fashion, or amidst hyperactive behaviour.

"Did you see Peter's head??"
"Yes! he's gone for the shaven-haven!"

by MayHay August 17, 2011

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New Haven

Also called N.H., The Haven. A kick-ass town in Southern Connecticut. Its got a prep school, Hopkins, and about a million public schools- Hillhouse is the worst, Cross is the best.
New Haven is one of the few places where you have rich white kids, poor latinos, and poor blacks all real close together. Because of the diversity, athletics are good; the Mexicans make The Haven good at soccer, the blacks make the Haven good at football, and basketball. Baseball in the Haven sucks.

From my friends house in downtown New Haven you could get to the preppiest school in southern ct, the best mexican food in the northeast, and mess wit the worst gangs in ct, all in half a mile

by newhaven7 April 6, 2007

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