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as a verb, to ejaculate, whether on purpose or by accident, into the pubic hair of somebody (or your own) causing it to thicken and matte like the loin clothes found on He-Man figures.
I pulled out just in time, but ended up He-Maning her.
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when someone (usually your man/your man who's not actually your man) looks so good, they literally are a model.
a term for a guy whom is so attractive and good looking, they look like a model.
friend 1: "damn, who's that?"
friend 2: "he my mans, he's a model"
F1: "he's a model??"
F2: "i mean, he's actually not but you know what i mean"
F1: "okay, he's a model"
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A phrase that makes a regular achievement seem better just because that person is African American.
You: Hey dude, John has a 2.7 GPA.
Friend: Okay, that's not really that good.
You: But he's black.
Friend: 2.7? That must be some type of record. He should get into Yale.
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The male version of PMS. When a male is being really bitchy and/or having mood swings.
Carl: Hey Steve, how was your day today
Steve: Fucking bullshit, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new Italian shoes. Also, my co-workers are so damn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a bitch and i'm sick of all this Recession shit and (continues bitching and moaning)
Carl: You got a real case of He-MS going, don't you?
Steve: Fuck you
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Verb - To perform a feat of great physical strength
Adjective - Powerful or intimidating
That powerlifter He-Manned 900 pounds in the deadlift.
I might be able to He-Man that fridge up the stairs.
That elephant gun is a real He-man shoulder cannon.
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The greatest (and possibly gayest) hero of the 80s
AKA prince Adam of ETERNIA
He wears a loincloth and wields the magic Sword of grayskull,known to be the most powerful man in the universe, too bad he's too much off a pussy to bone the sorceress, let alone Teila-the biggest whore of all the land
He-man is awesome and can kick Optimus Primes metal ass
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That guy who has the girl way out of his league and you wonder 'how'd he' get her
How'd-he end up with her?
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