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when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
i would lowkey hit becky
hell nah, her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro
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when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight
i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro
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Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.
Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.
to make sure that some weak person doesn't get his feelings hurt
-Do you know why Rebecca is so mad?
-I forgot to hedge when i was speaking to her, she feels violated now
Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
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Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".
Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.
A trimmed bush. i.e. trimmed or groomed pubic hair.
"I met someone last night at the bar - and wow - did they have a lovely hedge!"