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Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 27, 2021


Heterosexuality

A useless way of saying that you're straight

Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality

Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...

by Kia Malifa January 16, 2023


pronoun heterosexual

A person who is heterosexual only because they use pronouns to describe romantic partners regardless if the pronoun fits the partners true gender.

"He's just a pronoun heterosexual, he pointed to a guy and said he had sex with her."

by The worst English student February 23, 2022


Flaming heterosexual

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

by BridgetObama April 11, 2019


Heterosexual Panromantic

A label for someone who is sexually and romantically attracted to people of the opposite gender, but only romantically attracted to all other genders.

They're Heterosexual Panromantic and will only date people of the same gender.

by Fucked_up_inside November 3, 2023


Heterosexual cult

A cult of upstanding and morally righteous heterosexuals.

The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

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AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 28, 2020