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Someone who was not born a hillbilly but now is one. Usually someone who is an alcoholic or addicted to drugs.
No bob was not born in Alabama, he is a naturalized hillbilly.
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A person who from birth is involved in weird things such as hunting fishing, and other wierd things like noodling and muddin'. A very funny person who likes Larry the cable guy. Great conversation people who do a lot of stupid stuff. Not the sterio type of idiotic person who does not know anyhting about the modern world relatively smart and has a decent education.
Sydney: So what did you do this weekend?
Valerie: I went muddin' and went deer hunting with my brothers.
Sydney: Your such a redneck hillbilly!
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It's simple. You are getting a girl from behind, and just as you are about to burst, you pull out a banjo and hit her over the head. Turns those southern girls on.
Last night I pulled the Hillbilly Slam on my sister.
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The scarps of metal sheets and found glass fused together on humvees by US soldiers in Iraq, to protect their vehicles from IEDs on the road.
Insurgent Iraqis found more than one way to break through the desperate attempts by Marines' soldiers to keep their Humvees in one piece as they patroled the streets of Baghdad.
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See George W. Bush. He is one.
George W. Bush is a hillbilly retard.
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What it seems the president is addicted to
Dick, i need my oxycontin
George ur not getting any until you sign this
But dick i dont wanna invade france
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When a female is giving you head remove your penis and act like you are about to give her a facial. Instead of giving her the facial continue to masturbate on her face while removing your dip then slingging it across her face saying, "Gotcha Bitch!"
"Yeah, I gave that girl a hillbilly mask!" (normally followed by a round of intense round of high-fives)
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