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crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage March 28, 2016


Hippo lips

A person with a mouth wide enough to fit 20 or more hot dogs.

Dang Hillory you can fit 20 slammers in them hippo lips.

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 22, 2017

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hippo roping

When you lasso a BBW around the neck during play-time and pull her over to your side of the room for some extra business. Usually the strong and abled participate in this activity.

Jason told me last night that he lasso'd this big girl he was having fun with and literally pulled her to his side of the room...yeah he's strong! What's that? Oh! He called it hippo roping.

by CaptainJSparrow March 10, 2020


Ears of the Hippo

African version of "Tip of the iceberg". As in the Western saying, what you can see is minute compared to what lies below the surface.

"I suspect that what we've seen in this investigation is merely the ears of the Hippo".

by RealRolexGuy April 23, 2018


Doin' the hippo

A dance move of Toronto origins practiced mainly by relocated Australians. It is a fad dance that plays on planking and personal jokes. It sets out to disturb the traditional ideals of club dance music where one would usual exert more passion as a song builds and up and breaks down, the hippo is the opposite side of the spectrum where one intends to be as quite, slumped and still as possible at the climactic part of a song.

bang! He just nailed the hippo!" "he just hippo'd the shit out of the dance floor! "HE'S DOIN' THE HIPPO!"

by Brecon18 June 22, 2011


Hippo Fever

The undeniable and heartwarming sensation of feeling attraction to big girls.

Nigga, you into Shaquanda?
Yeah man, I got hippo fever.

by chinbinshin January 3, 2014


Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.

Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!

by Yogurtfiend12 April 11, 2021