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A person who has a monster dong.
Jarry: Yo it's Holden!
Shaniqua: omg he literally has such a big dong.
a man who is not afraid to tell you to go fuck yourself or say very depraved things.
HOLDENHOLDEN
Person 1: Do you know Holden?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
An Island Boy who likes to swim with the turtles
Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.
Holden is the kindest, funniest, and hottest man around. Holden is the shortest guy that pulls the hottest and tallest girls. Holden is the type of guy to date older women, he also likes taller women. Holden is very country, and probably has a country accent, wears boots all the time and drinks beer ALL THE TIME. Holden is rich.
Did yo guys see Holden in his new truck this morning??
The greatest chemist you'll ever meet. They tend to be incredibly good at Chemistry, considering they are named after Holmium. They hate English. They tend to procrastinate and make jokes for all of Chemistry but at the end of the day, they never make a mistake. A Chemistry teacher is extremely lucky to have a Holden in their class.
Used to trick somebody with a Deez Nuts joke.
Jim:" Hi, my name is Holden!"
Joe:" Hi, Holden!"
Jim:" HOLDEN DEEZ NUTS!"
Joe:" You got me."