Hoodie boobage

When a larger lady with big breasts wears a smaller sized hoodie and stretches the chest area so it sags on a small little breasted person

Man the hoodie boobage is too much

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hoodie hoe

A girl who keeps guys around during the winter. Said female will go to great lengths to keep said male wrapped around her finger so that she has access to hoodies/jackets seasonally.

"Dude, she's taken you're hoodie all week long. She's a total hoodie hoe!"
"I know man! But she's cute as hell."

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Oversized hoodie

Things that cute short boys wear as nothing fits them properly, ask my friend, she has one of these boys.

“I see your wearing your oversized hoodie, Xander”
“Shut up you pervert, it’s the only thing that fits!”

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hotbox hoodie

when you smoking marijuana and you take a hit inside your hoodie and then blow out in your hoodie and keep breathing it in in your hoodie so you get hella high. it gets you way higher

"hey guys wanna hotbox hoodie since i only got a dime?"

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Mexican Hoodie

A type of Mexican threads baja hoodie, also called drug rugs.

That hippie was wearing an awesome mexican hoodie.

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Hoodie Allen

A sick new white rapper repping DC (born Steven Markowitz) and has two albums "Pep Rally" and "Leap Year" which comes out 7/26/11! If you just wanna check out some songs real quick I highly recommend "Swimming With Sharks" "Dreams Up" and "You Are Not A Robot" which are super catchy, but if you're not into that you can try his more rap-focused works too. He's gonna be big so best find out now while you can (this coming from an adoring fan) so look him up on Facebook/YouTube/twitter/myspace. Or hell, just google his name and you can figure it out from there.

"They tellin me to take the safe route but this the detour
Hoodie baby, you ain't seen a kid like this before"
-You Are Not A Robot

Me:"Damn I am a proud Hoodie Allen fan! I tell all my friends about him, cause he's the shit."
You:"I'll check him out right now, I heard he's not just another generic white rapper."

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hoodie bait

When a hoodie is just soft enough, just warm enough, and smells just enough like cologne that you forget that there's another male inside of it.

Male 1: "Yeah, I dunno. He wrapped his arms around me and started sniffing at my shoulder."

Male 2: "Seriously? Is he gay or something?"

Male 1: "Nah, I think it was just the hoodie bait."