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See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.
Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!
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Pussy with meaty lips and too much pubic hair.
"Once she had me hand cuffed, she started grinding that stank ass Shaggy Fig-hoof on my face."
a phrase coined meaning "swallow that!" or "choke on that" after you insult someone.
your grandma was awesome last night, hoof that pulpy load
A penis from which a toe nail is growing.
Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.
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To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course
I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.
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“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”