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metaphor for Donald Trump being the president
"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney
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an absolutely horrid skit on saturday night live where elon musk and a few others make themselves look like morons trying to sound like gen z-ers
you: yo have you seen gen z hospital
friend: no whats that
you: *sends the link*
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When you were actually at the hospital, most likely for a chest infection.
I was at the hospital actually for a chest infection
When someone offers you a neon gravity chair and tent to sleep in instead of inviting you into their home.
That Meghan girl sure is sweet besides the unwanted gift she gave me.... she sure showed me some New York hospitality when I needed I place to stay.
Lamest hospital in Rochester, New York.
Rochester General Hospital is where i was born.
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The worst fucking place on the internet. Everyone in it has some form of STD.
Oxygens Mental Hospital is probably on fire right now.
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Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them
It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton