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A deplorable act that goes yet further into the realms of filth seen in other forms of houdinis.
The gentleman preceeds as he would do with a conventional double houdini, however, his whack in the chops must knock the female recipient unconcsious, and he will then seize the oppurtunity to do her up the bum-bum, thus completing a triple houdini.
Not fully aware of what would ensue, she reluctantly agreed to the triple houdini.
She woke up sore but satisfied.
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The most complicated and difficult sex maneuver known to mankind. It involves doing a girl from behind while facing a window while one's friend with similar make and model of penis is positioned with in a closet or other hiding place somewhere in the room. In one split second the first man pulls out while the friend jumps in and continues to doggy style the girl without her noticing. The first man then goes outside and waves at the girl while she thinks he is still doing her from behind. For extra points do it on a the third floor or higher of a building, though this requires repelling equipment or a jet pack.
Dude, you can't believe it, but I actually pulled off the great Houdini last night, granted I got slapped, but I am only the third man in all of history to have ever done it.
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It starts out when a man is fucking a girl from behind, while she is facing out a window. Another man sneaks out from a nearby hiding place. Man 1 quickly pulls out while Man 2 quickly jumps in. Man 1 sneaks out, runs outside, and waves up to the unsuspecting girl at the window.
Spencer and I totally nailed that grand houdini!
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A twist on the houdini caused by intoxication. When having doggy style sex, just prior to climax the guy pulls out and then proceeds to cum on the girls back so that she turns around and then he spits right in her eye.
Tim: I wanted to pull the houdini on Amy last night, but I was so drunk I accidently spit in her face instead of blasting her there with my man gravy.
Chris: Oh, so instead you pulled off a drunken houdini
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The actual definition of a Houdini shit is a turd that contains enough negative buoyancy to drop to the bottom of the toilet and glide it's way down far enough into the toilet's exit portal that it appears to have mysteriously disappeared or make you question whether or not you even crapped to begin with. It often times shares the characteristics of a Jesus Shit, which is the term used for turds that leave no residue on the anus.
Boy, today's Ziggy cartoon was pretty funny. Oh well...I'm done wiping so I guess it's time to stand up, flush and get back to wor- OH MY GOD! HOUDINI SHIT!
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You are out with your friends and one of them flakes out, leaves and doesn't tell anyone where they're going, they're gone for the rest of the night, and they dont answer their phone.
Has anyone seen her or did she pull a houdini?
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When your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest turd has came out of your rectum; when you get up to wipe there's nothing in the bowl.
After twenty minutes of sitting on the crapper Johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a Houdini Turd.