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Giving a blow job using your nose, representing Whitney Houston's cocaine addiction
Man, that bitch has some big nostrils, i bet she gives The Whitney Houston like a mother fucker.
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When a guy ejactulates in a girls face and they rub it on there lips and makeout.
I wish i could Houston Creampie her
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An expansion team of the NFL established in 2002 that plays in the AFC South.
They haven't had a winning season since it's establishment, making them the worst team in the NFL.
After finishing 2-14 in 2005, they had the No. 1 draft pick and could've chosen Reggie Bush or Vince Young but they drafted Mario Williams instead, making it the worst draft mistake in NFL history.
In the past two years, they finished 8-8, giving them a .500 season.
They are the only NFL team that hasn't made it to the playoffs.
Mainly because they are the biggest choke artists in the NFL and they always get assraped by the Colts.
Pretty much, they are the suckiest team in the NFL.
(end of the first half)
CBS Sports: "and we are now headed to halftime, the Houston Texans leading 20-7."
(after the game)
CBS Sports: "The Indianapolis Colts have done it again. They single-handedly beat the Houston Texans again. They remain undefeated, 11-0. Final score, Colts 35 Texans 27."
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the name the houston astros are called by us cib fand and i supose other astro hating team
dude greg maddux rocked the houston assholes last night
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This dish is always served rare.
The entree is when a man eats out a woman on her period. Common side dishes include:
Coleslaw, when the man gets a hand job, jizzes onto a head of cabbage feeds it to his girl.
Baked Beans, when a dude is nailing his girl doggy-style, he pushes her back down into a bowl shape and takes that type of dump that usually fills up the toilet with pebbles resembling the tooty legume.
Texas Toast, when a man brands both of his partner's ass cheeks and proceeds to tickle her chocolate starfish with his pole.
Nikhil: "Aw man, I'm really hungry for some Houston Fillet."
Neil: "Good choice, what sides are you thinking of?"
Nikhil: "I was going to go with Baked Beans and Texas Toast."
Neil: "Nah, you should go with the coleslaw instead of the Baked Beans."
Nikhil: "Sounds delicious!"
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A soccer team in MLS, based out of Houston, who could only get a soccer team by stealing them from San Jose. Located in the crappiest city in the State of Texas, The Dynafags, as they are more commonly known, have a fanbase mostly made up of illegals from Mexico who frequently clash with the police at matches.
Like most other teams from Houston, their jealousy of FC Dallas is very evident. This despite the fact that the El Capitan Cannon Trophy usually resides in Dallas more than Houston. While the "Orange Turds" laud their MLS Cup Wins, most find it funny that of late seasons, they have risen to new levels of suckitude.
Being a Dynamo fan usually means that one is an alcoholic, smells like day old bacon, and usually takes it from behind.
Mike: "Hey Jim, How bout them Houston Dynamo?"
Jim: "Mike, no matter how you say it, 'Dynamo' is a faggot name for a team."
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Houston Texas is home to the most underachieving national sports teams .
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