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Some lard ass that beats his dick too much and/or uses mouse and keyboard on Xbox. Usually at an astounding 210kg, they are seen lurking in a McDonald’s drive-through and are easily distinguishable by the smell of semen that’s stuck between their fat rolls. Due to them being dropped as a baby they can’t find the clit, can’t get harder more than 3 inches, but they can locate the nearest minor within a 10 mile radius.
Did you see Roman Andrade? His Rist hurts
the feeling when you're hurt twice by the same person.
Jungwoo: I'm in so much pain right now. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me and she told me she didn't love me from the start.
It feels like being bulldozed twice at the same time.
Johnny: Condolence, my dude. It looks like you have a broken hurt.
Hurt is a small country town in central Virginia. It is a part of Pittsylvania county and is a small dot on a map. There is a population of 5,000 people, most of which are either rednecks or old people.
Hurt is an extremely exciting place to live; The only things in Hurt worth mentioning are the post office and the nasty Japanese restaurant that used to be good. You actually have to go to a neighboring town to find anything to do. The nightlife includes, "hangin' at Food Lion" or if you are cool enough, "chillin' at the Freeze". The especially dumb people tend to attend field parties and get drunk because there is nothing better to do.
Hurt is conveniently located 30 miles from any store other than Wal-Mart (getting a Wal-Mart was the biggest thing that ever happened to this town.) and you have to drive an hour to get to any decent shopping. If you are considering moving to Hurt or Altavista, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Example 1-
Chris: Hey man, what's up tonight?
Ben: Nuthin much, just chillin' at the freeze.
Travis: Hey guys, I'm new to the area. I live over in Hurt, what is there to do around here?
Chris: Drive up and down Main Street or park somewhere and try to look cool. That's what you do if you live in Hurt, Va
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The scale in which side pain cause by laughing is gauged.
That shit was so funny. That was about 5 giggle hurts!
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to get high as f*ck.
"What you doin right now?"
"Im gettin hurt"
"lets go get hurt"
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someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.
Daryl: Joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. Also, his girlfriend Christine left him for that bohunk Milton.
John: Joe is surely a hurting unit right now.
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Old military saying for someone who really f**ked up real good.
O'brien missed morning muster, gunny gonna put his ass in the hurt locker when he show up.
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