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i am a stegosaurus can be used in a class room shouting it loudly,
it is also referring yourself as a dinosaur
Emilio shouted: I AM A STEGOSAURUS and got put on report in Mr Reddins class and was given an hour resolution
Huh?
Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah
I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.
basically means "I am a whore", because people enter and take rides on busses, similar to how people enter whores and take them on ride.
"(japanese immigrant)I am a bus."
"(citizen)What?"
"I am a bus!"
"You are sick."
This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...
It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.
Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.
The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!
Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"
Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
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What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance
*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*
Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*
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