Rural Dictionary

I Think It's A Sin

A phrase common in the south and/or bible belt region of the US. Typically means that an action or attitude is negative or not a very healthy state of mind/body that isn't actually condemned in the bible (nor endorsed by it either).

Billy Joe: "Man y'all know I cant come visit you in Mississippi, I've got work all week"

Bobby Sue: "All y'all working is gonna put you in the grave and all your free time is spent at home and I think it's a sin"

by forwhomthebellstoll July 25, 2019

I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

by party mom May 15, 2021

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024