I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

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you know what I mean...drink...

A phrase uttered so often a drinking game has been born. There are a few variations: 1)person speaking the offending phrase points to one person who must drink; 2)speaker decides everyone drinks; 3) peron forced to hear "you know what I mean" makes the speaker drink; Or 4) hell everybody drink everytime and soon you may be much happier to hear the fucking phrase again.

speaker: then I got pulled over,you know what I mean...drink...
listener: I will gladly drink to drowned out your non-stop bullshit.
or
speaker: blah,blah,blah,you know what I mean...
tortured listener: drink... bitch.
speaker: oh,yeah, ok. but I need another beer, you know what I mean...drink...
and on, and on, and on

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I don't know what to tell you

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"

Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"

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S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

What you do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip. Its your job, not your career.

Todd: "I saw you cleaning poop off the shitter in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."

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You don't know what I got.

A phrase that is used by rex in victorious stating that Tori doesn't know what rex has in his pants , Also a term that can be used when misgendered or wanting to imply you may be another gender . usually used as a joke.

Sasha: Yeah me and Mikasa had a kid together. (joking)
Jean: That's not biologically possible
Sasha: You don't know what I got. okay? (bursts out laughing)
Jean: (Also bursts out laughing)
Connie: (Doesn't know what's going on but starts laughing too)

You act like what I said

Used to retort when someone exaggerates. Usually said with immense frustration.

Person A: The roads look really bad.

Person B: With the way you drive, you'll be home tomorrow!

Person A: Will you stop picking on me?!?!?! (all upset)

Person A: You act like what I said, like I killed you god damn dog!

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you know what i am saying?

Do you understand what I said?

Hey, bro, you know what i am saying?

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