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1. A bad excuse for an ipod and not good enough to be a phone. So they settled on calling it an iphone. Apple thinks it's cute to add 'i' infront of all their products. For no apparent reason the iphone is not sold in Apple, but is sold in only AT&T while the ipod touch is sold is found everywhere!
2. It is pretty much the same as an ipod touch with the same interface and applications, but it can call and has a camera.
3. A retard ipod touch that fell in the hands of evolution.
1. Customer: Is this the Apple store?
Representative: Yes it is. How can i help you?
Customer: Can you show me the iphones please?
Representative: I'm sorry sir we dont sell them. You have to go to AT&T and you don't have to be a customer.
Customer: What the f***? You make the iphones!!
*goes to AT&T*
Customer: Can i have an iphone?
AT&T asshole: First you have to get a line then you have to select a plan, but you have to pay in advance, then you sign a 5 year contract and THEN you can select the phone of your choice then you're screwed.
2. Friend1: Hey, I just got an ipod touch!
Friend2: Cool I have an iphone, can your ipod touch call?
Friend1:No... *starts to look sad*
Friend2: Can you take a picture of me with it?
Friend1: Don't judge me!! *runs away crying*
3. maleiphone: Hey honey! im back from the business trip. How's our baby?
femaleiphone: He can't call and he has no loudspeaker!
maleiphone: Well I have to ask. Were you lonely when I was gone?
femaleiphone: No it's not what you think! I swear I never talked to, or even looked at, an ipod touch when you were gone!
maleiphone: It must be from your side of the family!
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To achieve gaming excellence of a legendary standard upon a fruit-based, motion-sensitive, touch-screen celluar telecommunications device through skill and perseverance.
A 21st century pun on the icon, itself derivative of the Greek word 'eikon', meaning image.
- 'Observe the high numerical value displayed upon the screen, thus proving I my iPhonic abilities.'
- 'Your dexterity in handling this portable gaming device does indeed hint at iPhonic qualities.'
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someone who is too cheap to buy an iphone, buys an ipod and inserts the letters "h, n and e'" , thus changing it to iphoned
mitch bought an ipod and wanted to be cooler so added h, n and e to it and became an iphoned
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Screwing your most loyal customers
Apple is iPhoning its customers again
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An iphone is what us Americans call an Iphone. Its a very common household item among the human population. It is an electronic handheld cellular communication device that allows us to "keep in touch" with one another.. sometimes known as a tool associated with "SOCIAL NETWORK STALKING" a growing trend through the younger generation.
Mother: "go play baseball outback.."
Children : "No way! There's an Iphone App for that!!" Lol
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A over priced phone that doesn’t glitch out on you when you watching porn
My just paid 1000$ for a iPhone
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My buddy bought the same TV that I did two months ago, but Best Buys totally iphoned the price by 500 hundred bucks. I should have just waited!
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