Mr. Mojo Risin

Mr. Mojo Risin is a name that singer of the Doors, Jim Morrison, made up and added to the song L.A woman.

if you unscramble "Mr. Mojo Risin", you'll get "Jim Morrison"

You also don't have to think that long to find out that he was actually referring to his own cock.
but this is okay, because it's Jim Morrison.
and Jim Morrison's cock was one of the eight wonders of the world.

Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Risin' risin'
Come on risin' risin'

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Mojo Hand

When a woman is in a relationship with a man to whom she is unfaithful to and goes around jerking other men off

My girls acting weird here lately and she's getting some interesting looks I fear she has a mojo hand.

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Mr. Mojo Risin'

Anagram/pseudonym of Doors' lead singer Jim Morrison. He used it as a refrain in the song L.A. Woman.

Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Risin' risin'
Come on risin' risin'
Whoa! Wang! Bang!

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Mr. Mojo Risin'

Jim Morrison himself

Mr. Mojo Risin' was and still is a badass.

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auto MOJO envy

usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and

youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of

people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having

such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be

them instead.

(over texting)

"i so am not jazzed about working today."

"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."

"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"

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mojo retard

Ghost of Someone thats actually there

Argh its a mojo retard

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Mojo Jojo-ing

verb. The act of repeating yourself, using words you have already used, in order to lengthen a paper, by using points you have already made. You repeat words to reach your word count, and to do this you must use more words, so you restate each of your points in a way that is almost identical to the way they were used before so that you can bolster your word count. You do not say anything different, you just use different words to describe the same things, synonyms, similar in style to the great, glorious, talented, powerful Powerpuff Girls villain Mojo Jojo, based on his name, which is Mojo Jojo.

I'm at 700 words for my 100 word essay. Time to start mojo jojo-ing!

Dude, why are you mojo jojo-ing that paper? You're better than that.