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The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.

Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.

by Schmidt-Dogg September 17, 2007

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butt fuck idaho

a made up place far far away
May also be known as
(butt fuck knowhere)

Man I ain't goin there! That place is like all the way out in
"butt fuck idaho"

by me May 19, 2003

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Idaho Spud Fuck

A deviant sexual practice. While a man is having vaginal intercourse with a woman, he inserts one or both of his testicles in her anus.

Last night I gave Sheila the ol' Idaho Spud Fuck.

by gothhenge September 22, 2004

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Idaho chicken coop

When you take a lubed up egg, slide it into the vagina, and fuck it. Fuck hard enough to break the egg so when you cum, you get a yolky cream pie. Then you make scrambled eggs with the mix and serve her breakfast in bed.

Melissa: hey Becky do you want to grab breakfast?
Becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
Melissa: omg, lucky

by thahandycaphawaiian January 14, 2018

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blackfoot idaho

A small town located between Idahofalls and pocatello filled with hard working people that provide potatoes equipment to the world and home of premier technology a great company who provides engineering manufacturing and construction world wide. Also called the potatoe capital. The snake river runs through it providing lots of recreation for boaters and fisherman. Great town with lots to do with in an 60 mile radius. I for one like it and some dont, Wich is better for me less population.

Blackfoot Idaho is a small town.

by Great life February 5, 2017

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idaho hot potato

The sexual act of baking a potato in the oven until it is completely cooked, inserting it into a vagina, while the male covers his penis with butter and salt. The couple then has sex, mashing the potato. After sex the couple can 69 and have a snack as well. T.L. 2K16

Awe man, T.L. totally did the Idaho hot potato with my girlfriend again.

by T.l.710 February 8, 2016


idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out

Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.

by Mr. Starfruit May 7, 2016